It's My Birthday Today Bitches

Hello bitches and hos it is my B-Day today and I am 38 years old. My sweet-angel Amy took me to the Clippers game for my gift and they beat down the bitch-ass Miami Heat. Elton 'MVP' Brand threw down 37 (almost 38!) for my personal gift and some fat Chinese kid made a half-court shot backwards! to win a new car. Pretty wild night and very cool sitting in the 5th row with the Other Half! Not 40 yet but getting dangerously close bee-atches. Amy's birthday is on the 10th and we are gonna have an off the hook party at Mr. Cecil's Ribs in West LA. Be there or be square Niggas!