Close Encounter Of The Brad Kind

Last week my girlfriend Amy and I had a Close Encounter with actor Brad Pitt at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood, Ca. Amy was sent in by a magazine to spy on Brad while he had lunch with a friend and I was waiting outside to snap a few photos of the camera-shy star when he left. All was going according to plan until the boss of the mag asked Amy and her female co-worker to ask Brad how he felt about Angelina being pregnant, etc...Brad snapped on the two girls and told them 'Fuck Off' and stormed away. Amy's friend was visibly upset and the pair skulked away, embarrasesd. I was outside and started snapping off some frames of Brad getting on his motorcycle when he suddenly rushed back in to the hotel and profusely apologized to Amy and her friend and tried to career counsel them away from working for the Evil tabloid magazine world! They chatted for a few minutes and left on peaceful terms! When he came out for the second time he saw me shooting the pix and didn't seem to mind too much- pretty rare for him! He just hopped on his bike and sped off into the traffic on Sunset Blvd- anonymous to the world with his helmet and leathers on...

Welcome To The World Max Kai Dreben!

I would like to announce the birth of my good buddy Jed and his wife Sonoko's bouncing baby boy Max Kai Dreben. Jed is a reporter from Us Weekly and a fellow Park Dale Lane Elementary alumni. Jed's 6 lb. 2 oz. bundle of joy entered the world on January 3rd, 2006 at 4:59 a.m. All fingers and toes present and accounted for! Way to go Jed and Sonoko-san!

Vote To Save Biskies' Balls

This is a plea for a last minute stay of execution to save my sweet-faced puppy Biscuits' balls. He is scheduled to go under the knife next week and I am afraid that he will be zombified or turn out like Jack Nicholson in 'One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest' after they lobotmized him. I know most women don't understand this so guys please help me out here. Post a 20 word or less plea to save Biscuits balls! The next balls to go might be your own!