Red Staters Are Weird...

I am from a Blue State so riding around with a horse in your car is kind of new to me. I know there is a joke in there about two cowboys and a horse in a Brokeback Mountain kind of scenario but just watch the clip and you will get a laugh...

gprime.net/video.php/patchesthehorse

Happy Holidays Everybody!

This Is Sick But...

...I can't help watching. These guys are like the Jackass crew with accents. I did some crazy, stupid things in my day but this is out there. Gone Daddy, Gone.

Click on this link but just make sure your food is properly digested first...

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1131535942/Beer_And_A_Butt

It's My Birthday Today Bitches

Hello bitches and hos it is my B-Day today and I am 38 years old. My sweet-angel Amy took me to the Clippers game for my gift and they beat down the bitch-ass Miami Heat. Elton 'MVP' Brand threw down 37 (almost 38!) for my personal gift and some fat Chinese kid made a half-court shot backwards! to win a new car. Pretty wild night and very cool sitting in the 5th row with the Other Half! Not 40 yet but getting dangerously close bee-atches. Amy's birthday is on the 10th and we are gonna have an off the hook party at Mr. Cecil's Ribs in West LA. Be there or be square Niggas!

Is This The End For Brit & Kev???

Are Britney & Kevin through for good? This the Ferrari Brit bought for Kev being towed back to the dealer. Rumors are that Kevin was kicked out of the Malibu mansion and banished to the Beverly Hills Hotel for partying too much. Apparently the last straw was that Britney caught Kevins' 'Weedman' at the house around their new-born son Sean Preston and threw a fit. She told Kev to get out and fired two of her bodyguards to boot! Looks like Kevin will be coming to a reality show near you soon. Developing...